I was five years old, chilling in the living room, minding my own business. Then, out of nowhere, I get this brilliant idea—what if I stick a bead up my nose? You know, as one does at five. No idea what I was thinking, but hey, curiosity got the best of me. Well, surprise surprise, I couldn’t get it out. So, my grandpa goes into full panic mode and rushes me to the hospital, looking like a knight on a mission. But here’s where it gets good—when the doctors tried to help me, I turned into a human barricade. I’m talking full-on wrestling match. I was not having it. Eventually, they got the bead out (probably with some bribery or Jedi mind tricks), but seriously, folks, the moral of the story is: Do NOT stick things up your nose. It’s not as fun as it sounds—and it might just send your grandpa to the ER too.